I think I might have sprained my wrist. I leaned on it funny a while ago and felt a sharp pain, and it's been hurting whenever I move it ever since. It hasn't started to swell yet, and at least it's only my left wrist, so maybe it won't be so bad. I really wish that various parts of my body would stop conspiring to kill me, though. Or, if not, then they should quit being incompetent and just get it over with.
Also, this note to God: Please stop jabbing your giant, superheated knitting needle into my eye! K thnx bye.