When I went for a walk this afternoon, I saw kids playing basketball in shorts and t-shirts. How do they do that in this weather? How do they find the time to do it at all?
Are there no chores?
Are there no prisons?
Are there no workhouses?
And, in various front yards, I have seen a new Christmas oddity. It is a white spiral of what is probably some sort of plastic, shaped into a tree-like cone, lined with blinking lights, with a lit star at the top. The latest seasonal lawn ornament, it seems. I guess some people love the holidays because it gives them the chance to display astonishing things in their yards. Well.
Well.
Well....
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