rejectomorph (flying_blind) wrote,
rejectomorph
flying_blind

Arboreal Violence

It's the pines that are pollinating now. However much the mulberry tree's sexual activities make me sneeze, it is the pines getting it on that brings my worst reactions. Oh, the vegetable porn is exhausting! I can barely drag myself around today. Everything is covered with a fine yellow dust- tree spooge!- and it accumulates so quickly that a car parked for half an hour will noticeably change color. I'm trapped in an abusive relationship with a forest, and it gets worse every year. Each spring the ponderosas beat the crap out of me, but I find them irresistible, and I always forgive them. Things would be much better if I could go stay in San Francisco for a couple of weeks each May. That isn't going to happen, though. Oh, how I miss the sweet urban smog this time of year!
Subscribe

  • Reset Twenty-Two, Day Eight

    When I woke up at one o'clock in the afternoon I still felt tired, so decided to try to go back to sleep for another hour, but it didn't work very…

  • Reset Twenty-Two, Day Seven

    The sky seemed an oddly deep shade of blue Tuesday afternoon, and free of both smoke and clouds, but as I looked at it longer something seemed a bit…

  • Reset Twenty-Two, Day Six

    Monday brought more sleep, this time from about one o'clock in the afternoon until just after six in the evening. The one advantage of that was that…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 0 comments