From The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation:
"Even though a goat ate my arm, thanks to the CGTF I've been able to stop hiding behind drugs and alcohol and face the world again. I'd recommend the CGTF to anyone!"
-- Sean C., Centreville, VA
Gosh. You can purchase a 450 word review of J.D. Lassica's book Darknet: Hollywood's War against the Digital Generation for a mere $5.95! Or you can go to the Darknet web site and read big chunks of the book itself, or even download parts of it, for free. Then you can write your own 450 word review and maybe Amazon will find suckers to sell it to for you.
Other stuff, but it's getting too late. The bright, cheerful morning is putting me in a bad mood.