rejectomorph (flying_blind) wrote,

Disturbing Events

I'm curious as to how LJ became involved in pimping an 18-19 year old user to MSNBC. Does Frank get a hummer from Rita Cosby in exchange for this favor? Somebody ought to get something. Just getting LJ mentioned on a crappy cable horrornews show wouldn't be worth it. In fact, I think that Brad ought to be willing to hump Rita Cosby in order to prevent her from making any mention of LJ on MSNBC. Yes, I know it would be an awful experience for him, but we'd appreciate the sacrifice.

In other news, new neighbor listens to Green Day. He played an entire album while raking his yard. In his favor, he does use an actual rake and not a leaf blower. I need to get out my actual rake, too. The lawn has vanished under a golden carpet of mulberry leaves. If I had a pair of big speakers, I could play something for new neighbor while uncovering my lawn. Perhaps a nice mix of Ute Lemper's German art songs, Coltrane, and NIN, topped with a bit of Kreisler and a Mariachi piece or two. That would freak him good.
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