Whatever virus or airborne irritant is causing my stuffy head and scratchy throat and periodic sneezes persists. It would take very little to convince me that it is the onset of tuberculosis or lung cancer. As neither the broken tooth nor the departed toenail has brought on any infection that would kill me, I must worry about some other fatal malady.
I have an inexplicable craving for orange sherbet. Damn, I wish it would cool off around here!
Also: Mayor says entire city will soon be underwater I'm not watching anymore. I can't look at it.