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How Could This Happen? [Aug. 12th, 2004|03:31 am]
rejectomorph
Penis explodes!

Yikes!

Now I'm too freaked out to write an entry at the moment.
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[User Picture]From: rather_reticent
2004-08-12 06:12 am (UTC)
*winces and sways*
Poor guy!
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[User Picture]From: mom
2004-08-12 07:43 am (UTC)
Can you imagine the shock of it all???? Wow! They must have been having a really great time. Poor guy.
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From: m_leprae
2004-08-12 09:21 am (UTC)
Anatomic bomb!
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[User Picture]From: flying_blind
2004-08-12 08:57 pm (UTC)
He had a stroke of bad luck!
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From: m_leprae
2004-08-12 10:00 pm (UTC)
You need to be careful when you put a hot dog in the microwave.
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[User Picture]From: flying_blind
2004-08-12 10:18 pm (UTC)
I sense the potential for a blues song in this.
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From: m_leprae
2004-08-13 09:09 am (UTC)
I woke up one mornin'
My johnson exploded.
I woke up one mornin'
My johnson exploded.

Scorching guitar riff here.

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[User Picture]From: marseille
2004-08-12 05:47 pm (UTC)
If I'd only seen the headline, I'd have thought "isn't that what's supposed to happen?" I'd have thought it was just a metaphor.
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[User Picture]From: flying_blind
2004-08-12 10:20 pm (UTC)
I guess it's like Dog Bites Man versus Man Bites Dog. Only the uncommon event is news.
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