(Excuse me a minute.)
(OK, I'm back.)
As I was saying, it's very damp tonight, and I have a powerful thirst. I'm thinking not only of beer, but of tasty mixed drinks, of sparkling ciders, and of real Champagne (not that cheap crap from the San Joaquin Valley.) Why, on this chilly night, I'm not thinking of spicy mulled wine and such, I don't know. I keep wanting something cold. Maybe I'm coming down with something. That can sometimes lead to unexpected cravings. I'm pretty sure I'm not pregnant. Anyway, I have none of these things to drink, so I might as well go to sleep and see if I can at least dream about them.
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Edit: Crap! Screwed up the community tag. Sorry.