rejectomorph (flying_blind) wrote,

Stupid Meme.

I ought not to post this. It turned out more revolting than I thought it would. Yes, I knew those words would have this sort of result. Every once in a while, I just want to have fun with the Internet, like everybody else. But I've squandered the night, and have nothing to say. OK, I'll post it behind a cut. Consider yourselves warned.


Once upon a time there has a young TANNER named CHUCK. He was NEARLY STRIPPING in the SUGGESTIVE forest when he met GAY HARDY, a run-away HUSTLER from the SEXUAL Queen BOBBY.

CHUCK could see that GAY HARDY was hungry so he reached into his BUTTERY and give him his SQUEAKY BUTTER. GAY HARDY was thankful for CHUCK's BUTTER, so he told CHUCK a very UNCLEAN story about Queen BOBBY's daughter ELVIRA. How her mother, the SEXUAL Queen BOBBY, kept her locked away in a BROTHEL protected by a gigantic PUSSY, because ELVIRA was so PROMISCUOUS.

CHUCK HUNG. He vowed to GAY HARDY the HUSTLER that he would save the PROMISCUOUS ELVIRA. He would MASSAGE the PUSSY, and take ELVIRA far away from her eveil mother, the SEXUAL Queen BOBBY, and RAVISH her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a OPENED FART and GAY HARDY the HUSTLER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PUSSY from his story. SEXUAL Queen BOBBY RAN out from behind a CUP and struck CHUCK dead. In the far off BROTHEL you could hear a MEOW.


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