Speaking of my head -- Ow, my head! The worst of the heat wave is over, for the time being, but I'm sure it has taken with it at least ten percent of my brain cells. Fried! Gone forever! Poached to death in my boiling cranial fluids! I'm considering a lawsuit against some religious institution which claims to represent an omnipotent deity. Not the Catholic church, of course. What with all the litigation pending against them, their hands are as full as an alter boy's... uh, better not say that. But I believe that the various fundamentalist organizations are flush at the moment. One of them should be made to pay for the damage done by their deity's malevolent weather! Garnishee their tithes, I will!
But I might choose to let it go if I get one of those nice thunderstorms they've been having everywhere else. Hear that, God? One little miracle, and your ministers are off the hook! Come on, you know you want to zing a few thunderbolts at me! It's your thing, isn't it?
Giddy with need for sleep, I fear. Too much television.