Oh, that's right. Here I am. Could I go back to sleep please? Things are all weird. I mean I have to look at a phone to find out what time it is, and the phone is all flat, like it got run over by the future. It's likely I've been run over by the future too, but I don't remember it happening. Al I know for sure is it feels way worse than getting run over by the past, which is what used to happen all the time.
Okay, it's been a few minutes now (actually about thirty of them) and the fuzz in my brain is starting to clump itself into dust bunnies. Now I remember that I ate a couple of grilled cheese sandwiches late Monday afternoon, since I had not gotten around to eating any lunch, but most of the rest of the day is still vague. I would eat something again now, but that would keep me awake until sunrise, and I'm really hoping I can get back to sleep, since the six hours I got will surely not be enough to get me through Tuesday.
Life at the moment is rather like being trapped in a lumber room during an earthquake. I do not approve.