This evening I used the current last of my $2.00 bonus coupons from CVS when I bought three of those little packets of ready-to-eat tuna they make now. They were already on sale at three for three dollars, so I got them for a buck, and used one to make a tuna sandwich for dinner. The cost of the other ingredients (which I had on hand) brought dinner to about half the cost of the bottle of beer I had with it. If I could do that every night I'd soon be the Croesus of my block. Or at least the Scrooge McDuck.
Lately I've been coughing whenever I use dairy products. The cough can actually grow quite intense. I had chronic bronchitis, which was aggravated by dairy products, when I was a kid, until about the age of thirteen or fourteen, and it's most distressing to have a childhood illness recrudesce like this. I suppose it won't be long before I'm wetting myself and will have to start wearing those adult diapers. Then I'll be forgetting how to talk, but by that time I probably won't care anymore. I never did it very well anyway, so no big loss. I'm really going to hate forgetting how to use the computer, though. Aging is such a drag.