The bad news in the forecast today is that Saturday night will not have a low of 73 degrees. It will have a low of 76 degrees. That's as hot as it is outside right now, and tonight it will only go down to 73. It's still 79 in the house, even with all the windows open and the fan on. Stick a fork in me. I'd cry, but I can't afford to waste the water. I'm going to need it to sweat with.
I'm going to turn this heat-generating computer off now and go outside where I'll be marginally less miserable.
Weekend in Hell.