rejectomorph (flying_blind) wrote,

No Golden Rings

My brain is getting more sleep than I am. I've been awake since early this morning, but my brain has only recorded about three hours since then. The only thing I can think of is that it naps, and leaves me sitting around, staring off into space for hours on end. It might be angry with me because I haven't been giving it enough protein.

The problem is that my nephew raids my kitchen for meat and cheese and such, so I end up with a deficient diet. He probably does this while my brain is sleeping, and then my brain gets sleepier from being ill-fed, so it's a vicious circle. I might have to kill and eat my nephew, though eating so much fat would probably be bad for me. I suppose I could feed the nephew to my cats, and then spend the cat food money on food for me. Yeah, that could work. I'll consider that.

In the meantime, I'm going to go cook some grits. I have a big bag of those the nephew never touches.

Shopping tomorrow. Hope my brain doesn't fall asleep in the store.

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