So I've got fresh foodstuffs in the house, but that was pretty much all that happened in the local real world today. At least it's all I can remember happening. Possibly there was some event so astonishing that my brain was unable to process it, and it has left my memory. If anybody hears anything about it, please tell me. But don't make the tale too interesting, or my brain will re-overload and I'll just forget all about it again.
Oh, no English people murdered one another on television tonight. I'm so disappointed.