Sadly, the most interesting thing that happened today was the trash getting picked up. Once the truck had gone by and the wheelie bin was empty, it was all downhill. Lunch was dull, television was dull, the Internets were dull— I couldn't even find anything I wanted to watch on the YouTube. I kept thinking there was something I wanted to do, but I couldn't remember what it was. All Portia wanted to do was nap, so I followed her example. Sometimes cats know more than we do. It's Tuesday? Veg out.