rejectomorph (flying_blind) wrote,

Out of the Teapot and Into the Cup. (Wake up, America!)

Before 1954, when "under God" was added to the pledge of allegiance, everything was terrible!

The Mexicans kicked us out of their territory.

We were defeated by the Japanese.

We were defeated by the Germans, twice!

Government was corrupt, inefficient, and full of scandal.

Riots were commonplace.

Our culture was under constant attack by radicals of all sorts.

The entire nation delighted in sin.

No, wait...

that was France,

where everyone is obliged to study religion in school.

Never mind.

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