June 8th, 2011



The first warm day in weeks brought on a major unintentional nap. I sat in the comfy chair about ten o'clock in the evening, and woke up at three o'clock in the morning wondering why the wrong program was on the television. I'm still dazed. It's about time to go to sleep, but I'll probably be awake for hours yet. This is one of those occasions when a bottle of vodka would come in handy. It probably wouldn't put me to sleep, but it would at least make the next few hours more interesting.
laszlo moholy-nagy_chx

Greatest Story Ever Told

On the way back from the chiropractor yesterday I bought a watermelon, so I went from not having enough fruit for the week to having too much. That's the nature of full-sized watermelons. I could have bought a personal sized watermelon, but only the full sized melons were on sale, and they were actually cheaper than the small ones. But it's going to take me eight days to eat the whole thing. If I had a functioning blender I'd freeze part of the melon for use in drinks. Watermelon lasts quite a while frozen. Too bad there's no blender.

That's such a riveting story. What can possibly follow it?

Nothing, I guess.