August 27th, 2010

gericault_the raft of the medusa 2


Last night I couldn't decide between watermelon and green olives, so I ate both. It wasn't that bad. No, really! In fact it was probably the burrito I ate a bit later that proved to be too much. I've been miserable ever since, and I'm considering having my stomach removed. It burns, it burns! And it's keeping me awake. Worst of all there's pistachio ice cream just waiting to be devoured, but I don't dare. On the other hand, ice cream is cool and might moderate the burning. Wait, what am I saying? Somebody, please, take the food away before I eat again!