December 1st, 2005


Dug It

A night of furious rain and abundant, cold wind made me happy to be inside a cozy room (though I did, of course, step out onto the porch now and then to enjoy the dim but loud spectacle, and catch a bit of spray while the aggressive air tugged at my clothes.) The cat is distraught, and constantly complains to me of my thoughtlessness in causing the sky to open and drop hateful water on her world. Poor kitty. She just can't believe that I won't make it stop. If the rain gutter clogs and overflows and floods the covered flower bed next to the porch where she likes to roll in the dirt, she's really going to get pissed.

Luckily, the rain has not soaked the telephone box on the wall, so I've still got teh Internets. Thus, I was able to read a post which links to BLDGBLOG, an urban architecture site where I found London Topological, an article (with pictures) about many of the strange and fascinating structures under the city, both well-known and little-known. The site has a few other articles on underground structures around Britain as well, and also provided me with a link to Subterranea Britannica, a site maintained by an organization which specializes in the study and investigation of man-made and man-used underground places.

One comment in the London article led me to an old (march, 2003) article about Japanese journalist Shun Akiba in The Japan Times Online. Akiba has written a book (not yet translated into English) in which he speculates about a secret, government-built underground city which he believes exists beneath Tokyo. Some of his arguments verge on the paranoid, but it does seem clear that there is more construction underground in many cities than the public realizes. (For the people on my friends list who read Japanese, in case you're interested, Akiba's book is called Teito Tokyo Kakusareta Chikamono Himitsu.)

I've been fascinated with such places ever since I first saw Carol Reed's The Third Man when I was about twelve years old. I was greatly impressed by the vast halls and labyrinthine passages of Vienna's sewers that were depicted in the movie. Later, I heard tales of the less unpleasantly scented labyrinth of tunnels and rooms which lie beneath the campus of the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena. I've known a couple of people who have actually explored parts of them, and I've always wished that I could go poking around in them, myself.

I was also a bit disappointed as a kid that we didn't have one of those 1950's fallout shelters in our back yard-- not because I was thinking about surviving a nuclear war, but because I thought it would be really neat to have an underground fort to play in. Kids are sometimes much more practical than adults. Later, when I played Dungeons and Dragons a few times, I found the tedious process of fighting various monsters much less interesting than the exploring of the caverns, and discovering the things hidden in them. I think I must have some vole DNA. Maybe some bat, too. Oddly, though, I have never had any desire to spelunk, and most natural caverns hold no interest for me. My fantasies are more Neil Gaiman than Tom Sawyer.

Oh, it sounds as though the rain is easing up. I think I'll let the cat out for a while. Maybe there'll be a glimpse of stars before night ends. If so, I'll imagine I'm seeing them after emerging from some vast underground complex I've been exploring.
bazille_summer scene


I seldom do the Meme du Jour, but this one has such great potential for whimsy, and I loves me some whimsy, so, here:
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

The Sky Is Falling!

Much Decembery bluster being displayed, I'm quite distracted. Most of the mulberry's leaves now carpet the lawn, so my window view reveals a large swath of steely gray sky from which the torrents descend, as well as the work of the wind which makes the tall pines bend like saplings. The wind also brings to my room the smell of wood smoke that I see rising from chimneys across the street, and now and then sends a splatter of raindrops against the pane, speckling the view. As captivated as myself, the cat sits on the sill, staring out at the storm, perhaps hoping to catch a glimpse of the bird we can hear above the noise of wind and rain, emitting high, sharp chirps. It's a perfect beginning for December.

The splendid scene is not the only thing causing me to be unfocused. A bit of my distraction is due to lack of sleep. While I slept, the power was off for a while. I woke, and lacking the cue of light on this dark day, squinted at my electric clock, which appeared to say that it was already four in the afternoon. I stumbled to the kitchen and prepared an orange, and then saw the mail truck go by, terribly late, as I thought. Then I saw the non-electric clock in the living room, which said 12:55. I re-checked the clock in my room, and it was at 11:20. In a fit of analog confusion, I had mistaken the minute hand for the hour hand. Had the power not been off, my first glance at my clock would have misled me into thinking it was only about ten in the morning, and I would have immediately gone back to sleep. So, I've had only five hours of sleep. It's like being just a bit baked.

Now I must tear myself from the scene. It is time to cook something.