An astonishingly clear and cold night, and black ice has formed on my driveway. I nearly fell on my ass (arse!) when I went out to pick up the Sunday paper. I went to check my Juno usage report, and found that it hasn't been updated since December 3rd! Now, how am I supposed to know if I've gone over my time limit if they won't keep the report up to date? I think they want me to go over the limit, so they can charge me the $1.95 per hour fee. Must find another internet service. The current billing period ends on the 27th, so I'd better keep my time online to a minimum until then. I'm not feeling very creative lately, anyway. Maybe it's all for the best. I won't be filling up the LJ servers with as much mindless blather. Shut up, now.
I've just realized that there's no way in Hell I'm ever going to catch up with anything. The only thing I can do is move to a new town and adopt a new identity and start over. Everyone will wonder what became of me. They will have no idea that I have become Brian Shygoo. (Unless leprosy rats me out.) But first, I need a shower.