The HUGE light I'm seeing in the eastern sky right now is either:
a) an invading space shipI'm hoping it's Venus. But I don't think I've ever seen it quite so large and bright. I know it's already past dawn everywhere to the east, and everybody on the west coast is probably still sleeping off the engorgement, but, if you get the chance tomorrow, get up early (or stay up late) and take a look at it. It's quite impressive.
b) an immense spy satellite sent up by John Ashcroft, or
c) the planet Venus.