August 11th, 2002

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More Ice!

Sluggo is quite displeased with the heat. His little heat-stroke prone AMD brain is sputtering and popping and crashing with alarming frequency. He leaps into the blue screen to cool off. I wish I could get him some liquid nitrogen.

I, the eternal skeptic, am now convinced of the reality of spontaneous human combustion. It will happen to me any time now. Stick a wick in me, I'll burn for days. Hell is about to sue California for patent infringement. Don't mind me, my brain has melted. I wish I could get myself some liquid nitrogen.