March 13th, 2002

caillebotte_man at his window

Stupid Joke

Stolen from evan, who doesn't remember where he stole it.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices the pirate has a steering wheel down his pants. He asks, "Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds, "Ahhr, I know, it's drivin' me nuts."

Stupid jokes are my favorite kind.
caillebotte_man at his window

Bad Hare Days

Oh dear, oh dear. Like the March Hare, I'm late. Otherwise, March is being lovely. Several cloudy grey days, some nice rain, a couple of nice bright cloudy days, and birds singing everywhere. It has been cold enough and wet enough that my allergies have not been too bad. But I don't have time to stop and think. More to do, more to do. Hello, Alice. Goodbye.

no hares were harmed in the making of this post