I'm only now getting around to fixing dinner. There are some veryfried beans heating in the oven, and I'm going to microwave some taquitos and a tamale. There's no actual guacamole, although there is a jar of sort-of-guacamole salsa, It is way more tomatillo than avocado, but it will do. There was no Monterey jack cheese for the veryfried beans, so I've substituted some havarti. I've done that before and it's worked out fine.
Substitute night. I think I'll substitute a vodka lime ricky for beer, since everything else is substitute-ridden. I wonder what I could substitute for sufficient sleep, though?