The rain must have washed my brain away, as I was going to watch something on television this afternoon, and I got hung up and totally forgot about it. And it's not like I accomplished anything on the Internets, which is where I spent most of the time I wasn't outside watching the rain fall and the cats fidget. I didn't even get around to checking the supermarket ads and making out my shopping list, which is the only task I have regularly scheduled for Wednesday. I wonder what Dr. Johnson would say about that? I'm sure he'd have a clever and cutting remark. I can't think of any myself. I wonder what Dr. Johnson would say about that? I'm thinking maybe "Sir, the Internet and the rain overflowed and drowned you."
...maybe not.