But Ecclesiastes: The words of the wise are as goads; and as nails well fastened are the words of the masters of assemblies, which are given from one shepherd. And furthermore, my son, be admonished: of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh.
Ah, that's better. A famous book tells me it's okay to stop reading and watch television. Goodnight, Internets.