Plus I have no costume. Halloween candy is always more festive when one is wearing a costume. I suppose I could dig out one of my old stocking caps and pretend I'm dressed as a Canadian. I haven't worn them since I started buying hoodies, but I think I've got one or two stuffed into a drawer somewhere. There's nothing else I can think of. Don't want to cut holes in any of my bedsheets for a ghost costume, and ghost is about the dullest costume anybody can wear anyway. Ah, hell with it. I'll just eat some chocolate chips and watch television in my regular clothes.
Happy Halloween. Goodbye, October.