Actually I think I'm going to go open the windows right now, as the house is terribly stuffy even with the air conditioner on. Then I can go out until the fan cools the place off a bit more. I don't think there's anything worth watching on television, anyway, and Butch/Sluggo certainly doesn't want me looking at Internets.
Edit: I totally missed National Watermelon Day today. Closest thing I've got to a watermelon is a cucumber, and that's not very close. I guess I'll eat it anyway.