Suddenly the thought crossed my mind; what if I turn into a farmer? I've adjusted, more or less, to being awake more in the daytime, but could I ever adjust to falling asleep shortly after nightfall and then waking up with the chickens? Will I have to acquire chickens? Will I have to start recording late night television shows so I won't miss them? And if so, what with? All I've got is a couple of obsolete analog VCRs. This could be heinous.
I'm pretty sure Portia isn't going to like it, either. Cats enjoy their nocturnal play, and if I'm sleeping most of the night I have no idea what she'll get up to. I might wake up in the morning to find that she has unrolled every roll of toilet paper in the house. I might find her in my fridge eating my foodz. And I can't put her outside at night because she'll go after the chickens I'll probably have to get once I've turned into a farmer. It's just a bad situation all around.
Plus I won't get to spend as much time in the moonlight. How can I remain lunatic with so little exposure to the moon?