I suppose everybody knows that I've never posted a picture of myself here, and don't even have a user icon with my mug on it. Partly it is because I have no scanner or digital camera, but it is also because there are very few pictures of me in existence. I always have thought of that as the wrong end of the camera for me to be on. But now, here is this newly digitized picture which is not entirely horrid, and, well, I guess I just don't have any more excuses.
Keep in mind that this picture is almost sixteen years old, and I am now far, far better looking! (heh, think thy're buying it?) At any rate, thanks to Picture Trail,your long wait is over. But, first, to pleasurably extend the delicious anticipation you are undoubtedly experiencing, here is an enjoyable poll.
The celebrity I most expect Rejectomorph to resemble is:
On seeing the picture of Rejectomorph, I will most likely:
I will not be surprised if the picture reveals that Rejectomorph is:
also known varously as Joe, Joey, J.W., Jaydub, J-dawg, "Hey, you!" "Hello, sailor!" "May I see some ID, please?" and "Duuuude!"
As I said, the picture dates to 1986, so you have to use a bit of imagination to have an idea of how I look now. The beard is still there, though not as dark, the hair is shorter, starts a bit farther back, and is sometimes a bit spikey (I've discovered mousse,) a noticible bit of grey is on my temples, and there are a few lines here and there.
Oh, yeah. I wear glasses. Actually, I wore them even then (since I was about eleven, in fact,) but I didn't wear them when I took the picture because I was using the flash and I don't like the way flash reflects off of glasses. (hey, if they bought the bit about me being better looking now, they'll buy this too,)
So, was it worth the wait?