rejectomorph (flying_blind) wrote,
rejectomorph
flying_blind

Fooled Again

Portia pranked me. As I was preparing my dinner, she jumped onto the kitchen counter with an enormous dropping hanging from her rear end. I shouted at her and she jumped down, but took off running all over the house, across furniture and under it. I followed with a paper towel, but she finally hopped into the litter box and the offending turd dropped off into the litter. Can't tell me that cat didn't know exactly what she was doing. I'm so glad April Fool's Day is over for another year.
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