rejectomorph (flying_blind) wrote,

Entry with Rude Puns and Footnotes

LJ's spam filtering hasn't been working very well for the last several days. Today I got two spam comments peddling erections. Now, even if I were to buy an erection, I wouldn't buy it from the Internets. And in any case, I can easily make my own erections. I don't even have to use any of those Free Erection web sites that abound on the Internets, and why would I pay for something the Internets would give me for free anyway?

I don't know what the spammers can be thinking, trying to sell me something that is so easily acquired at no cost. No doubt there are guys who can have no expenditures without an expenditure, so to speak, but I'm not one of them. I guess the spammers are just taking a shot in the dark* that I would be in their target group.**

Incidentally, I still get those once in a while, too. I thought they'd go away completely as I got older, but nope. Maybe the spammers ought to try to sell absorbent pads or something. It's probably a bigger market.

**I guess you could call this a bonus entry. Hehhehheh.

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