Hey, W. Mitty, here's a quick geography lesson from a fifteen-year-old girl on the Internets. I don't know what school she goes to, but apparently they teach a bit of geography there. Maybe the elite private school Mitt attended for six years didn't.
Mitt is only a couple of years younger than me, and I certainly learned geography in California's public schools during that era. Maybe Cranbrook did teach geography, but Mitt has just forgotten the lessons over time. But I'd bet that W. Bush knows that Iran is a coastal country and has no border with Syria.