So I guess what I have probably qualifies as a full-on sleep disorder. I'm not sure what it is that Portia has, but there are times when she really needs to chill. Or I need her to chill. A bout of feline hyperactivity can ruin your sleep (not to mention your concentration when you're trying to write something.) But a cat waking me up too early is clearly not the only thing wrong with my sleeping pattern. Not being able to stay awake when I've had plenty of sleep and not being able to fall asleep when I've been awake for twenty hours is surely a sign of something deeply amiss, and both of those things have been happening to me far too often.