rejectomorph (flying_blind) wrote,
rejectomorph
flying_blind

It's True

You know, I never quite got April Fool's Day. I've never been able to come up with a prank, and I've seldom been taken in by one. I've tried to think up good pranks, but just can't. I have sadly come to the conclusion that this just isn't my day. So I have decided to make my own holiday today. HAPPY SLUGGO BASHING DAY TO ALL! Everyone is invited to my house to BASH SLUGGO. It is BYOB, of course. (Bring Your Own Bat.) After Sluggo has been bashed to shards, those shards will be compressed into a lovely paperweight, which will be given to one lucky guest as a door prize. This will be more fun than the Queen Mum's funeral! Don't miss it!
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