And they were just cheap alkalines, too, not even the rechargeable batteries I use in the mouse. If I'd been using alkalines in the mouse, I'd have probably gone through a hundred pairs for the mouse in the time the keyboard has used up one pair. Maybe I should learn more keyboard commands to save on battery costs— although it's probably that little red light that's on all the time in the mouse belly that uses up the most electricity, not the clicks.
Anyway, all fixed now, but Friday is MII (Missing In Inaction.) I slept through about five hours of the evening— with the television on. More electricity devoured uselessly! The Sierra Club will probably send bears to take dumps on my front lawn to punish me. I don't know why Portia didn't wake me up. She's the worst alarm cat ever! She also threw up on the floor while I slept, and after waking I didn't notice it there until I had walked through it a couple of times, so there was a trail of semi-dried kitty chunder to be cleaned off of a big swath of carpet. I get myself into things by doing nothing! How is that fair?
The good news, though, is that Sunday and Monday are both apt to be fairly mild. Two days in a row when I'll be able to have the windows open for an hour or two! Tonight is cold but clear, and the moon is full. I can go out and see the baroque shadows of the mulberry branches decorating the ground for the last time this spring. By the next full moon they will be covered with leaves casting dense shade. Already the buds are appearing, and the warm days will bring pollen. Oh, that's right. Maybe I won't be able to have the windows open Sunday and Monday after all. Well, then the good news is that I won't have to burn as much gas in the furnace those days. I'll take that.