rejectomorph (flying_blind) wrote,

All the Toys!

This year I am determined to have roasted reindeer with elf stuffing for Christmas dinner! Always in the past I have failed to capture the ingredients, but this year I have purchased both an ACME Flying Reindeer Net, and and ACME Fireplace Elf Trap. ACME makes the finest trapping products available. They are bound to work! I was informed of them by an acquaintance of Native American ancestry who said they were the favorite traps of the ultimate trickster, the wily Coyote. He is legendary! By this time tomorrow, I will be sated with tasty reindeer and elf meat, and will probably sleep until the New Year. Then I will examine the loot in the sleigh at my leisure. It's going to be the best year ever!

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