rejectomorph (flying_blind) wrote,
rejectomorph
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Greatest Story Ever Told

On the way back from the chiropractor yesterday I bought a watermelon, so I went from not having enough fruit for the week to having too much. That's the nature of full-sized watermelons. I could have bought a personal sized watermelon, but only the full sized melons were on sale, and they were actually cheaper than the small ones. But it's going to take me eight days to eat the whole thing. If I had a functioning blender I'd freeze part of the melon for use in drinks. Watermelon lasts quite a while frozen. Too bad there's no blender.

That's such a riveting story. What can possibly follow it?

Nothing, I guess.
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