The thing ended up taking three hours to install, and I didn't even set up the wireless router function. AT&T doesn't like to make things too easy for its customers. Customers who find things too easy might be too happy with the service, and AT&T is a sado-masochistic company that loves to be hated. So they whipped me for three hours and now I'm publicly excoriating them in a journal entry. It's a sick relationship.
Anyway. My dinner got delayed and it was too late for coffee and I'm cranky and vaguely nauseated. What will fall apart next? I have the feeling I won't have to wait long to find out. Technology!