rejectomorph (flying_blind) wrote,
rejectomorph
flying_blind

Stupid Joke

Stolen from evan, who doesn't remember where he stole it.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices the pirate has a steering wheel down his pants. He asks, "Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds, "Ahhr, I know, it's drivin' me nuts."


Stupid jokes are my favorite kind.
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