rejectomorph (flying_blind) wrote,
rejectomorph
flying_blind

Full Moon Cat Lunacy

The cats like to go outside when the weather is warm and the moon is full. They chase those things which they can see but we can't. I wonder if they ever catch them, whatever they are? Cats must have very interesting inner lives. They seem to be endlessly fascinated. I find that an enviable state.

I, on the other hand, must concern myself with such things a the holes which have unaccoutably appeared in two of my four pair of pants. I must arrange a trip to Chico, the metropolis of the northern Sacramento valley and site of our regional emporium, the Chico Mall. I could, of course, purchase a lesser quality garment at K-Mart, and avoid the trip, but I prefer to buy the actual Levi's.

When I came to this place, I adapted to local custom by beginning to wear denim, which I almost never wore in Los Angeles. I could adapt still further and wear denim with holes, but I have to draw the line somewhere. In fact, I'd like to buy a pair of Dockers, but I'd probably be considered a citified sissy boy and be lynched the first time I wore them. Discretion is indeed vital in a backwater such as this. Ah, if they knew that I had once drunk wine, I'd be in trouble!
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