How I managed to misplace something I use almost constantly is inexplicable. I'd blame the cat for hiding them but she was out of the house when the glasses went missing. If she were a dog she might find them for me, though, so I blame her for that. This allows me to deflect from myself some of the blame for my extreme brainlessness. I suppose I'll eventually come across the glasses in some terribly obvious place and then feel even stupider for not having discovered them sooner.
But at least I can still see the Internets.