Heat persists, but two days of lower than normal temperatures are expected. That's cause for brief celebration. Additional cause for celebration is the acquisition of another excellent casaba melon. They've been consistently good this summer, somewhat assuaging my heat-induced displeasure. The peaches not so much, alas.
To distract me from my lethargic state, I've decided to make up a rumor: If Obamacare passes, the government will levy an entertainment tax on wet dreams. Please help spread it.