The coupon section of my Sunday paper contained a full page ad for a product I've never seen. It turns out they also have a web site. Yes, it's called Butt Paste. They also produce products called Butt Bath and Baby Butt Smooth. Oh, dear.
Kittens won't get fed very well tonight unless their mom catches something for them. I'm running low on cat food. Kittens eat too much.