This turned out to be April Fowls Day. There were birds everywhere. I sat in the back yard for a while, until I started feeling like Tipi Hedren. Had I lingered, I might have been befowled! The gray cat was out there, but he only napped, taking no notice of the avian threat. Some cat he turns out to be!
Why has The Onion, or Stephen Colbert, not informed us of this shocking story? Elderly White Woman Trapped by Giant Negroes! This would never have happened when George W. Bush was President! What is the world coming to?
In other news, I see dead people!
Chiropractic head-yanking tomorrow. Hope I get some sleep first.