I don't like the idea of being killed by the weather (what have I ever done to it, I ask), so I've gone into denial and begun looking at stuff online. I found something else I never got the memo about: turns out there are such things as corn flavored rice cakes! We are very near the end of civilization! Also,the site is called taquitos.net, and it purports to be about snacks. As a native of Southern California, I can assure all and sundry that taquitos, properly made, are not a snack, but a food group! A delicious food group!
A somewhat more sensible website is devoted to ten Gods of beer. Suddenly I'm feeling religious. I do note, however, that the illustration depicting Silenus on that page is far more convincing than the statue depicting his drinking buddy Dionysus. Nobody who drinks as much as Dionysus could possibly have abs like that, deity or not.
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