Is it just me, or does the lead singer of Green Day look like a four year old kid with giantism?
Why doesn't the barbecued chicken at the Safeway's deli taste like barbecue? And what is in that sauce? Rhino sweat?
Reading through one of these journals from top to bottom can be disorienting. You find the effect before the cause. It makes me feel like Merlin, in T.H. White's The Once and Future King, who experienced time backwards.
Why do cats always take their half of the bed right out of the middle?
Matt Stone and Trey Parker (South Park) are very good at outrageously broad farce, but completely inept at satire.
Ben Affleck is a very bright, talented guy, and seems quite likable, but his acting leaves a lot to be desired. Have you noticed that he bites his nails? Nobody does that because they're hungry, or because they like the flavor; it always indicates anxiety. I suspect that Ben won't learn to act until he learns to relax!
We all talk about Microsoft, but how many of us do anything about it?