It hasn't happened yet anyway, so I'll just go into denial. Chances are the guy's a crackpot anyway.
Oh, look! Project Gutenberg looks to be getting a bit off track. In addition to all those free e-books they're making available for download (36 books by P.G Wodehouse, for example-- he must have been careless with his copyrights), they've now got a bunch of public domain audio files. Among the classic works available, representing the best of Western Civilization in the early 20th century, Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder?
A couple of hours ago I was fighting to keep my eyes open. Now I fear the approaching dawn is making me wake up. I'm going to bury my head under the covers and try to reverse the flow of time.