rejectomorph (flying_blind) wrote,
rejectomorph
flying_blind

Catty?

Yesterday's head yanking went well, but as usual it did nothing for the stiffness of my joints (which has been greatly aggravated for the last few days, probably due to the cold weather.) I'm still sleeping way more than normal, even for winter. I am convinced that my cat has somehow arranged that I become more like her. I hope it doesn't go too far. If I develop an urge to chase mice I'll be very worried. My joints being as stiff as they are, how will I ever scratch (let alone lick) myself if I turn into a cat? My fur will be so dirty and itchy and matted! This can't possibly turn out well.
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